20. Film and Fiction.
Storys be told, the clipper's flick, lovers to hold, the crack of whip. A gramme is always better than a damn.
Click the 3rd link for my most recent film and a link to my Vimeo.
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when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills
why wasn’t sympathy vs empathy ever explained to me as “that sucks vs i feel u” because that’s literally the best way to explain it
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"She don’t swallow so she’s weak" nah son you’re weak. Can you fathom how bad that shit tastes? Girls who swallow are angels. They’re warriors. They’ll cut your throat open and swallow your blood too.
Anonymous asked: What are a few things you wish non-Australian people knew about Australia?
I’ve been thinking about this ask for a while and here’s what I’ve come up with;
Australia is pronounced “uh-STRAY-lee-ah” rather than “AWW-stray-lee-ah”
Melbourne is pronounced “MEL-bin”, not “mel-BORN”
Brisbane is “BRIS-bin”, not “BRIS-bay-n”
Canberra is “CAN-brah”, not “can-BER-rah”
"Yeah nah" means no
"Nah yeah" means yes
"Fanny" means vagina, not butt
No-one under the age of 60 actually says “G’day mate”
Pies are full of meat
This is fairy bread and everyone should experience it’s magic at children’s birthday parties
These are thongs
These are biscuits
Male kangaroos obviously don’t have pouches because males DON’T HAVE BABIES
Kangaroos don’t just hang around people’s houses they’re wild anim- Oh wait this is my driveway;
you people are a circus
Fairy bread is amazing. It’s hundreds-and-thousands (yes, that’s what we call ‘sprinkles’ down here) on bread and butter. If you think it’s gross, then you haven’t tried it.
fuckin fairy bread@1 month ago with 118900 notes